Gym Lady

Maybe it's Bruce Jenner, I dunno.  I have to talk about this woman but I feel so bad.  Can we just let it be known that I have been bursting out of my underooos with comments about this woman and I have kept them all quiet.  It is hard for me, Bloggy.  Mama likes to speak up. Let us just call her Woman X.  No wait, that's kinda too cool.  Hmmm Gym Lady.

First,  the ponytails.  Oh dear lord could I give you the ponytails.  So one goes up top at the crown of the head and the other goes UNDERNEATH IT.  Idontknowwhattosay.   So imagine two ponytails one on top of another at the back of your head. Two puffballs. That's what I'm staring at.  So obviously the second one reminds me of a tail.

[um okay I just tried to google a pic of this woman's ponytails and the only images that came up were of large black women]

And I guess she looks like someone who was not nice to me.  So then there's that. Or reminds me of someone I had a distaste for.  Or something.  Not sure.  But I had my eye on this lady from day one because she was taking the whole thing so seriously. And here is the probs with me.  I am not so serious.  So like when we have dance class, and every one is jitterbugging to the right?  You will often find me shimmying to my left.  Its not rebellious.  Sometimes I just can't hear the directions and other times I am trying to slow down or ramp up the work out.  But definitely I look like I just did lines of coke in the bathroom cause I am five foot ten, and all shimmy shimmy cocoa pop smile and teeth. Twirl.

So Gym Lady, she knows her stuff, front and center of course, rip- roaring ready to go.   But the problem was not she is annoying me .....the problem really became when the teacher could not remember the moves to the song and Gym Lady picked it up where she left off.

Dollars to donuts that woman has some serious space in her house and if we were to just have  a-peek-a-little over the fence we would see glam lights and runways flashing.

I have no idea what her name is, but I can guarantee you that we will now be best friends for life, and all the blogs in all the world will have to SHUT IT.  Sorry, Blog.