Inspector Gadget

Remember that guy?  He had all the right parts and no brains (enter Niece Penny).

Here I was all set to blog about how I wanted to kill my phone, and I sit down at the comp and my keyboard "b" gets stuck and starts sporadically typing "b"s into every space available on the screen until I randomly choose the right key to hit to make it stop. Good times. bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb/od

So my phone, oh kill kill kill.  I had this GPS once that I loved.  It was the most awesome little thing that saved my life as I was trying to find my way to tutor through the mean streets of Philadelphia, back in the olden times when I used to travel to student's homes to tutor with my horse and buggy. And GPS.  And when it is dark and you are in a ghetto you are unfamiliar with it is very nice to have this GPS.

Then it got stolen.  Duh.  So I got another GPS and it is the WORST.  BI meanbb bbbtbbbhbbbibbbbsbbbb bbbbtbbhbbibbbbbnbbbgbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbhbbbbabbbbbbbsbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbmbbbbbebbb bbbbbbbbdbbbbbrbbbbbibbbbbvbbbibbbbnbbgbbbb bbabbbbbbtbb bbtbbhbbbebb bbbbbbbbbbbbobbbbtbbbbtbbbobbbbbmbbbb bbobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbfbbbb bbbabbb bbbbpbbbbbbbbbbbbobbbbbbbbbbbbbnbbbbbbbdbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

I had to leave that up there Blog, I just had to.  I hope you feel my pay---wait, Blog is that YOU?  Trying to talk to me...? Huh.  Anyway, so this GPS has me driving at the bottom of a pond and it like somehow makes it snow in the middle of summer and it's just terrible.  And of course, they don't make the older one I had anymore.  My true love.

Same thing with these gd phones.  And of course your phone is your computer when you are on the go.  And sometimes also your GPS.  And this phone I have let me tell you.  We do NOT have a good relationship.  The thing reverts to a silent ringtone for NO REASON AT ALL.  Hello, you are a phone.  Your primary job is to f-ing RING. I mean yes you can also sing and dance and show me restaurants and all that other stuff (which by the way you are also no good at), but let's get back to basics.  Ring you little mf-er.

Sorry Blog, but I had to vent.  I like that you are trying to talk back blog.  Maybe tomorrow you will learn another letter!

Anyway, here is Eleanor with Bear and Lyman (lion).