Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Donations

And mama just went for a root canal slapped up beside the tune to three hundo copayment.  Yadda yadda yadda hit the donate button and make it recurring.  Then while half of my face normalizes to the real world and I can sniff again, I can afford Helen's...braces!  AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Yes she needs braces. Man have I had braces.  Other than needing the teeth to behave H is the spitting image of Elsa in Frozen so I say Broadway here we come! And then I will throw flowers to all the lovers.  Um, Capital One just interrupted me to tell me some bad news.  Something about credit limits being lapsed, Okay, Captial One, I am confused I cannot make a payment yet. I have recurring payments on you,  Go away,

Probs the ultimate hater is going to donate to my blog, Uncle Ken Ken.  That's right,  Leave your pants at the door,

Now, I know some of you are hiding, Spying on me.  It's cool. Member the title of the blog?  Love you.  Whomever you are.   I have no idea who you are, but when you donate a recurring dollar I can then make my fan base,  All in good time, little kittens, all in good time.


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