So there was a spray invented, and it's like magic, right? No bugs. How does this happen? Here I am,walking down the street. Whistling. A delicious treat for bugs...yummy. Then you spray me with this (and I have to say I have no idea who was in charge of the branding here) OFF! bug spray and I am like Telfon. Voila! No, we do want not to eat you, eiww. you are all disgusting......you are no longer meat for the bugs. Interesting. What is in this?
It seems like whatever is in this should be sprayed into all of my bags of Doritos. Problem solved. I am skinny. Has nobody come up with this idea?
Here is the bug. He has a little suitcase. He is in love with me. There is a heart sticker PSYCHE. That is very sad. So the bugs are all rolly polly but they are horrified by my shellacking I love you,bugs, but bye bye, *dead bug*. I am genuinely sorry that I am ruining the environment because I am taking the great meat off the table.
Recalibrate, and you will be okay, Blog. I love you,
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