Rodentia Insectus

Hey...Blog...Sometimes, people use you. I am so sorry.  But if I weren't your friend, I wouldn't tell you.  I am just sayin'  sometimes people hide behind the Blog. Defer to the Blog.  Etc.  I just wanted to let you know.  You and I?  BFF 4eva.

ANYWAY, I was out in nature this morning, and that means I was standing in the garage.  Listen, I am from NYC so the fact that there is space to house a vehicle blows my little mind but then let's go further and say hey some peeps prefer to use this space NOT to house said vehicle but to house beer and tools.. I pretty much stroke out.  In NYC you have to DRINK all the beer upon purchase cause there is no ROOM to keep it. And tools are lame dudes from college.

It is sorta like leftovers.  They don't really exist in NYC.  Nobody has room for them, and it's poor form to eat food that is more than an hour old.  Also if you have extra you can seriously stretch your arms out and touch someone who is sleeping on a bench and loves egg rolls.  Clearly, give'em.

So I was out in nature and a toad came hopping along.  Hubby was aghast and perhaps running straightforward into a brick wall.  I was like, hey do you want me to move him/her?

Hubby was like yes and why are you not scared?  And I replied I only get freaked by the rodents that have hair and skittle. Those beeyothces and I will never be friends.  Insects, reptiles, what have you? No prob.  For whatever reason, if the thorax is your mainframe, I am your girl.

So I went to yoga yesdy for the first time in like two weeks and it was a really easy class, called RELAX, so no worries.  Except halfway through a woman came up to my mat and started frantically pointing to the floor to which I shook my head confusedly and then saw a little critter walking his walk and she was like SEE THERE IS A BEETLE, and I kinda looked at her and said oh hey no, that's my boyfriend, I invited him. And she kinda glanced at me and half smiled but you could tell she was seriously pissed I didn't crush him.

Cut to me and the beetle doing Downward Facing Dog together on a support ball. It's just that we come in all shapes and sizes.  And some of us are serious about yoga.