Tuesday, September 1, 2015

SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW

I am...exuberant? So happy I am tinkling in my pants and flying out of them at the same time (super hard to do)?

It is hot.  Not Africa hot, but close.  Actually I shouldn't say close. I have no idea. So we got all the school supplies at the DOLLAR STORE, and I actually enjoy that little scavenger hunt until I don't. Find two pink pearl erasers on top of a hand sanitizing art smock.  You got it.

We go to the Dollar Store and find ALMOST everything.  We need headphones and the $ store only had ear buds.  The list specifically states no earbuds. Earbuds are the enemy.  Sticking things in your ear is no good.  I mean, I sorta get it, but jeez.  A whole nother trip!  So to Staples we go and oops now we have an electric pencil sharpener.  I feel like this is going to change my life somehow.  Not sure how, but I will let you know.  Sharpened pencils can be used for many things:

rotisserie chicken'
writing and drawing
weapons
hair fasteners
building mini houses
making shapes with no curves
making a torch


And it's like unsharpened pencils....so sorry. You have work to do.


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