Annnnd. it's PICTURE day tomorrow - oh crap that reminds me, I have to find my checkbook. Dust off the ol' Pay to the Order of and so on....
I tutor online which is awesome and terrible all at the same time. But each session with a student is RECORDED (hello, big brother is watching youuuuuuu), and I keep telling myself I am gonna go back and see how all this stuff plays out. It's like when I see an old email or an IM thread and I am like...uh, who said that? Me? And I look under the table. Really? No recollection and furthermore I did not even know I knew the word recalcitrant, thank you very much.
Sunday nights it's hopping online which gets tricky because the fam wants to have their dinnerly treats together. Hence, we talk about the multi tasking. Yes, there was a moment where the laptop was on the stove. Yes, I stood at the corner of the table while everyone was eating and I was typing. It doesn't happen often, but once in awhile you are needed in two places at once and that is super easy to do. Let's say grace with Hewlett Packard.
So yes, I was blow-drying H's hair for picture day after dinner at the table. One hand on the brush and one hand on the dryer. Mama knows how to do some hair. But I need to type to tutor. Well, Helen has two hands, right? Like, what are those guys doing? For real. Mama needs 'em to say what she needs to say. Plus, I made em, so technically....they belong to me. Start typing, girl.
How is that for your multi-tasking?

No comments:
Post a Comment