Height

So I am tall.  It happens, whatever.  Pros and cons.  But I was just in the playroom and I turned off the dvd player.  My midgets cannot do this,  What they CAN do is climb like monkeys all over everything  to get what they need.  Also, they can fit inside a dumbwaiter.  And travel.  I cannot.  Well, wait,  Now that I have taken lots of yoga, I recant.  I can dumbwaiter those b*thces all up in here.

A dumbwaiter reminds me of the show Webster, and I am not even sure how I started talking about this.  That guy. Member he called the mom ma'am?  Okay.  Whatevs. Moving forward.

So as I was saying, it is a little cray cray that I would SEE things differently because of my height, but I guess I do.  I mean I walk down aisle 5 in the grocery store and I see the Kettle Chips whereas my counterpart dearest cousin would see the Doritos (man let's just eat them already I am so hungry) because she is only 5'5"  Usually I just eat grapes and cherries off of her head.  It's nice to have human furniture.  Entertaining.

And sometimes the little people ask me for help.  Oh the little people.I would like to thank all of the little people... Can you reach that or get that for me?  Sure can.

Oh, I am in no way boasting.  There is no way I can rob a bank because in the line up I am totally screwed.  And there goes my plan for this Saturday.