BJ

I was playing a little hard-to-get with you today, Blog.  Did you notice?  Did it work?

I guess maybe we can talk about Bruce Jenner.  I wasn't going to, but since you won't stop ASKING me, I'll give it a shot.  I don't know too much about him except the basics:  Olympic medal winner, married to Kris, and now wants the lady parts.

I have watched Keeping Up with the Kardashians every once in a while, but only because the person in control of the remote placed a sawed off shot gun to my temple. Of course it's like a devastating train wreck; you just can't turn away.  He seemed hmmmm, what's the word....harmless enough on the episodes I watched.  I mean I definitely kept trying to figure out which of his face parts were real and which were plastic until I realized that was a game with no winner.  He also seemed somewhat effeminate for an athlete of his stature, but he isn't really the show's main nightmare, there are so many others that distract you.  And he certainly did father two of those Krazy Ks, agreeing, I believe, to name them each with a name starting in K.  Maybe that was our first klue.  Unless OJ did.  I dunno - we might find that out in the future.

I guess I just want him to be happy, Blog.  And I feel bad that he is clearly super messed up.  I sort of think something about it is that he is just never satisfied.  Olympic gold medal?  The star of the Wheaties box?  Husband and father to Hollywood train wrecks?  None of these were gratifying enough and now he wants to change all of his man parts to lady parts and that just seems sad.  But anyone with that much plastic surgery (hello, Joan Rivers) is probably just never happy. I don't know, does anyone else out there have an opinion?