Kill

Here is a list of Ways I Have Recently Worried I Might Die Accidentally:

1. Stringing Christmas tree lights  (electricity and hanging things = no good.)

2.Carrying WAY too many grocery bags into the house.  I always thinks I can get just ...one...more... and then when ... I am .... half...way,,, up the stairs, I think ....Breathing like this cannot be good.

3. Pooping.  Just cause that would suck. 

4. Moving a dresser from the garage to the attic with Ted.  Man, that was a close one.  In all sorts of ways.

5.  When I took a left instead of a right driving home from the library. Because there was this HUGE school bus towering over me and Jade (my car) waiting to come out from another intersection. AND it was raining. AND FOGGY! Hello, that is one too many obstacles for Mama.  Me no likey car rides to be real life video games.  Mama only has one life.

6.  Going down the stairs in my socks this morning.  I mean really, so houses built in the 1800s apparently were made for people with feet the size of elves.  Were peeps thinking we were shrinking by generation instead of growing?

7.  By the hands of Jessica Holland this morning.