My Fake Nails List

Things I can do with my fake nails

Make coffee

Type like a bad ass

Sleep

Kickbox

Clean the house
(things I CAN DO, not things I am GONNA DO, Blog.  Jeez You always have to be so specific)

Type this blog

Listen to stuff

Scratch like a mo fo

(sometimes Grandma Patsy has to look up my sayings in an urban slang dictionary Bloggy.  No joke, Do you think she will get mo fo?  Grandma Patsy, if you are somewhere out there, don't waste your time its MUTHA FUCKER.  Shit, Grandma Patsy is gonna be pissed.  She doesn't like it when I curse. She sent me to Catholic school, Bloggy.  For like a lot of years. And look what happened. Sigh)

Eat chocolate donuts

Eat chocolate

Eat donuts

Eat anything really

I am so hugry

Was this a list of something?