Eleanor is all about the obstacles. So there are fourteen stepping stools in front of the toilet. Obvs I have to Spiderman that course.
So what was I talking about? Maybe fake nails. I have them now so let see. I thought at first oh my god hell no get these ridiculous things off of me and I was like trying to bite them off because apparently once they gel you they GEL YOU and its basically cement. No turning back, in other words. Sort of like when you try to put a prosthetic limb on. Your body just rejects that shiz. Your body's like whaaaa? Nah.
Okay then I said to the fake nails just make them look very NATURAL which immediately makes them sprout feathers and start squawking out walkie-talkie alerts. Au naturale.
So now I have gel nails for a bit. Interesting. I can tap tap tap away clickety split styles on the old keyboard and I can scratch the F out of any limb that dares settle by me. Other than that, not much has changed,
Although I do like to present my hands in various settings. Like by my face....... On top of secret mystery man's shoulder...... Or perhaps surrounded by various fruits. ....Yes, my hands like grapes. And showcasing grapes.
Hmmm what else can these nails do?
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