Groceries

So I am really good for starting random and ridiculous conversations in the grocery store,  Peeps have no idea what is happening to them when I roll up and ask a question.  They think like maybe I am normal and have a regular question.  Ha ha.

So today this poor woman was probs just trying to buy her groceries when I became incensed at the nutritional information on the back of a bag of specialized cracker jacks.  So I am all no STOP EVERYTHING.  GUESS how many serving sizes they are trying to say this snack bag is?


And the woman, who up until this point had been living a normal life, is like wha....? and I am like okay slow down killer let me explain and then she gets it.  And I am like FOUR.  THEY WANT TO TELL ME THIS TINY BAG OF CRACKER JACKS HAS FOUR SERVING SIZES IN IT.

So then obvs this other dude has got to chime in and we are all in an uproar. I am like come on if the bag were BIG MAYBE you get away with two serving sizes and he is all cheering me on. And then I check out and am like have a nice day, yo. Laters.

So Teddy got a ninety four on his behavior sheet today and has been uncharacteristically thoughtful.  I am wondering if he is having some residual vibrations from the weekend?