My Weekend

Okay, Blogsteroonie.  I will now fess up to my weekend.  So last weekend or maybe two years ago (my calendar gets muddled), it was President's Day and this really threw a wrench in my schedule.  I dunno how the school system like slipped a vacation in there unbeknownst to me but the kids had Friday and Monday off, and I should have treated it like vacay but I wasn't THINKING, Blogster.  And I treated it like a  regular old weekend. With a day off and a sleepover or something.

So anyhoozle the point is I could not get to my exercising (this is where I start flexing all my muscles) which really means that one small insect got in the way of me getting in the car to go exercise and of course the world was over and I had to sleep on the couch all day.

So I didn't exercise.  For like a couple of days, maybe four. Then I got back into it and did Kickboxing on Thursday and asked a new friend there, hey will you be here tomorrow? (try not to scare her too much, Bloggy, sometimes I can be.....AGGRESSIVE), and she was like I don't know if I can do this to my body two days in a row.  And I was like (in my head which is a crazy place people must never go), uh what is she talking about... wimp.  So I showed up the next day all flexy and whatever.  She was not there.

So on and so forth the next day I decided early in the morn to go for a leisurely jog and by leisurely jog I mean me dying on the treadmill and stopping every two minutes gasping for breath and reaching for Powerade. Easy Peezy.  I am an ATHLETE.

So this is the day Grandma Patsy and Poppop Den come to visit.  And you gotta love these guys, They are lovers all the way. But you also have to understand that when they fly into town, H snaps her fingers and whatever she wants, this little girl GETS.  And the little girl decided she wanted to ice skate.

As it happens there is an ice skating rink in our backyard (seriously so close I fell out of bed into the rink), and there we go.  Now, mama knows that with Gma Patsy and Poppop's Dens visit she is going to eat her face off at Uno's or whatever restaurant she gets taken to on the cavalry.  So of course Mama has decided to eat one leaf of lettuce in the last three days. (I have GOT to slim down Bloggy.  I just don't know how else to put it).

We go to the ice skating and even bring E and did you know how COLD it gets in there?  My god, it's ridiculous.  So so I was freezing my little buns off. I must have fallen about five time in about thirty minutes. Of course my muscles had atrophied as soon as hitting the temperature and they all started to speak to each other

Oh em jee, she really thinks this is her twelve year old self , doesn't she?

Christ and she is like almost forty, isn't that right? WTF?

Let's make her fall again. perhaps she will get the freaking message?

And there I am thinking hell it doesn't matter that I have kickboxed two days in a row and ran this morning and not eaten I can just go do another sport.


What the hell, am I training for Iron Man or something?

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