Not Your Best Friend

So today E had some outfit troubles.   Now, as a backstory you must know that E is three so when you do something she does not like, she is instantly mad at you and not your best friend anymore.

It comes together in a package: "I'm mad at you and I am not your best friend anymore!" which is interesting cause I had no idea E was my best friend in the first place but then to lose her all of a sudden like that.  What a whirlwind of emotions.

Today I gave  her an outfut because she like to dress herself.  She is very independent.  She wants to make her bed, brush her teeth, dress herself, which is all great for me.  I can just lie on a bed of lilies eating grapes and looking bored while my worker bees support me on a bed of lustrous marble....


 Actually I just end up picking up in the wake of the whirlwind that is E.  So she gets the outfit and mommy goes to do her thing and then all of a sudden I notice E has REPLACED my skirt with a different one. Um, what is up what that?  So I am like where is the skirt to this outfut? and  she is like yeah no I don't like that,  So I say whatevs, wear this skirt because it matches and -  standoff.  For no real reason.

So they say to pick your battles, right?   Well I am going to pick this one, thank you very much. Just cause I am an animal and I have to mark my turf as the BOSS.  (No, Blog calm down I am not going to pee on anything. Jeez)

So we end up with the skirt on but then she doesn't like the shirt.  So  I literally said to her [blackmail here], "Well I can't be your best friend if you don't put your shirt on."  And this was a dilemma for her.  She really wanted to be my best friend but didn't like the shirt.  But then she told me the reason. The shirt had buttons on the sleeves and she couldn't push the sleeves up to wash her hands like she learned in Miss Mary's class.

So I said that was a great reason not to like a shirt.  F that shirt for realz.  On to another beautiful shirt.


Right?