Ha ha so distracted I just listened to that song and thought about the old days and then I am like wait what am I doing? Then went upstairs had a conversation with myself and here I am again, about fourteen hours later.
(E just peeked out of the playroom totally starkers except for her tuxedo socks. We made eye contact.)
So I went grocery shopping this morning and decided to get a couple of kitchen utensils that were on clearance. Cause I walked in and they got me with their display of freshly cut veggie noodles and cauliflower rice and I thought hey I can do this at home and the kids will think they are eating RICE and it is actually BRUSSELS SPROUTS.
So I am all excited because sometimes when things look different they taste different and you know then all of a sudden I am Twiggy. I decided I am going to be the healthiest eater on the planet and they have these little gadgets on clearance for slicing, paring, dicing, julienning, etc. So I am like straight up, yes thank you and purchase three of them.
So I take these bitches home and take them for a spin around town, if you will. The first one is awesomeballs and it shaves all my brussels sprouts into a lovely shavelings of shavings. It's like coleslaw and salad and just wonderful. But then the second one is where it goes terribly wrong. Its the Julienner. No good. I introduced it to an eggplant and things did not go well. So of course I sliced off the tip of my left thumb.
But they were on CLEARANCE.
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