Mama Ain't Stupid

I mean.  Maybe I am not stupid.  I really have a hard time with the iphone.  This am H called the beloved HATER Uncle Kenny up on my iphone and  bam! somehow we were in an instant face time what have you.  I forced Uncle K to tell me I looked skinny while he took us on a phone tour of his house.  Good times.  And then of course it all ended and we had no idea how or why,

So a lot of times I touch my iphone and all this crazy shiz happens and I am like uh,,,what?  And then there are tabs and papers and screenshots and they all EXIST someplace but I have no idea HOW TO FIND THEM.  All I ever see is like a bamboozle shot of whatever I want and love and then it flies away into Neverland and I am like it would be so cool if I could ever see that again.  Wherever it is.

And of course I know it is there,  Somewhere.  But if I just tap tippity tap twice once on the the left side arrow corner I get a swoosh and then a whole baseball cap full of pigeons comes flying out.

Crazy Arms

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