E rabbit

I just had the hugest salad of my life.  It may turn me into a rabbit. I'm waiting to see.  So today E was just playing and she said:

My butt is so crazy.

Also yesterday we went to Wawa and this woman held the door for her and E said in a loud voice I DO NOT LIKE HER.  And I was like why?  And E was like I am not her best friend.  So then a man held the door for us going out and guess what?  E was like I DO NOT LIKE HIM.  I am not his best friend.

I only like my mommy and my daddy and my brother and my sister.  Then she sighs.

 (She is a big sigher.) And I love me.

Amen, E. Amen.