Watch Out Self Tanner

Man Blog.  Sometimes, I got nuthin.  And then all of a sudden I have so many thing s to tell you.  I am effusive

Self tanner.   HA HA HA HA a lot of these products say wait four to six hours.

Wait four to six hours?  Great I would LOVE to wait four to six hours to see what the heck I was spritzing wrong.  It's been a minute,  Am I tan yet?

Okay well I also do not want to be orange.... Have orange ish tinges, anything to do with orange is not my color. Annnnd nothing rhymes with orange

I would like brown please.  A nice cool brown that makes me look like I just stepped out of my helicopter from the the DR.  Oh, wait?  Did I drop my diamond earring?

I mean look at this pic.   Redonk.  And it doesn't stop here.  I will spray all the self tanner everywhere.  A coating. But this opens up a world of opportunities.  Things I can write on you. Why not?  Also invisible ink.  Same thing.  WATCH OUT self tanner

Four to six hours later.....

these are actual rivulets.