Size zero

Okay.  I mean I do not consider myself to be a overweight.  I was in Banana Republic and for some reason I feel like BR really makes you feel fat. They must have conferences where they say lets make this rubber band a dress and call it a size ten,  So I am in there and several things happen.

Many people yell for size zeroes.  Um Okay.  Size zero?  Double zero? Are you okay?  Do you need a cheeseburgr?  So this woman is like Harumpf no.  The zero is too big I need a double zero.

Hold up. Okay perhaps you are Asian.  Then you are exempt.  But from what I can see?  Just walking along the regular old path of the regular old life? We are not stick insects.  We have the curves and the butts and the boobs and all of this flesh is not designed to fit in a size double zero, Twiggy. Plus, can we just spend a moment and think about what you are aspiring to.  The number zero. The big goose egg  Ouch.

So I try on a size what have you.  And then sometimes they like to change it up and now we are doing 26 27 28 29 sizes.  Okay. A 28 is a size 6 or something.  I think.  Anyway, I got jeans. Boyfriend style or something.  V cute.


But seriously who is buying these clothes, Banana Republic?  Hmm.. maybe rich twelve year olds...