Flu Shot

Kay.  Right?  So the flu shot.  Yes, okay.  You can give me a shot, and it will hurt.  No good.  Then you will tell me I may develop "flu-like symptoms"

pardon....flu-like?
               flu-nolike

Okay what is LIKE a flu symptom?  Sorta a runny nose but not really? A limping nose.   Yes.  There it is.  A nose with crutches. It keeps getting caught in the grates of NYC.

So yes the man with the white coat says get this shot and you won't get the flu. You'll just get strep throat. Awesome.  Where do I sign up for these shots?  Sounds fantab!

Ha but then no they are like different STRAINS of the flu, so you really get a flu shot to protect yourself from maybe three strains of flu:

Flura, Fluorentine and Fluppi poops.

But see.

Fluenza was never gonna be all up in that bizz, yo.  She has her own gig going on.  She is all up in MA BIZZNESS IN MA HOUSE CUZ SHE GOTS TA HAVE SOME SPACE UP IN HER CRIB.

See, Fluenza is the fourth strain, Bloggy.  The fourth strain that has been waiting outside the pharmacy doors to cough in your face.