PA driving

So lemme tellya about Pennsylvania.

I am not too happy about it. What a weird f-ing state. It's basically made up of two roads both of which are trying to kill me at night.  As soon as the sun goes down, those two roads are like wherrrre's Nancy, Let's turn off all the lights and get her.

So seriously the driving here sucks.  My eyes are bad at night.  I have these weird cataracts that make opposing light basically petrify me. So when I turn a corner and the light is in my face, the game is over, I may as well just pull over and eject people.

So there's that.  Also the roads are not labeled.  Everyone in PA got together and decided to steal all the street signs so nobody can ever tell where they are going.  It is super fun times.  I mean, I will admit, I am not the best with directions but come on.  At least give me chance. I am constantly like are we on the right roooooaaaa? oh well I guess we'll wait until I drive another million miles in the wrong direction on this two way streeet of no lighting while the headlights of the tracor trailor are coming at me full on.  Yay.

Also the roads are very very skinny.  So that always helps. And twisty.  Don't forget twisty.

I like Texas.  In Texas you can drive across all six hundred lanes at ninety miles an hour because that is their speed limit.  Everything is well lit and if you get lost, a cowboy boot just kicks you down the old highway to your destination.  Thanks for coming, y'all!