Jesus Christ is Risen Today!

And it's important that the Easter Bunny spells some shit wrong.   He/she is after all.... a bunny.  And from what I gather, has no formal education of any sort.  I am a human and have had formal education.  I spell lots of shit wrong.  It's not all apples and oranges.

It's v important that Eleanor's name is spelled incorrectly because she is only three and the Easter Bunny hasn't had time to really get used to her. Also, lots of people spell Eleanor wrong.  Her dad did on her birth certificate.  So come on.

Also, I want to stress once AGAIN, that the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus Tooth Fairy Triumvirate really do not have TIME to be bother with all of this spelling. They are hiding teeth and eggs and chocolates and quarters and gifts and it all gets very confusing. Especially when there is more than ONE child.  Like a million children or something.  Imagine mommy finding a tooth stuck to a quarter on her Christmas duck!  That's when the magic (wine) has to take over.


So there you have it.  Happy Easter!