Blog, at some point we are going to have to talk about...organization. Sigh.
Okay so for all of you lovers out there, this week is American Education Week. Which means you get to invite an adult to your classroom. Cause it's not like the old days where people can just roll up and pop in. If you want to visit your child's classroom, you better have your driver's license and a coupla baby teeth. And the memo home says if mom or dad can't make it, you can bring another important adult.
So what I like to do is go down the aisles of adults. I'm like I dunno, maybe I'll bring my old PreK teacher. She was prettty special in my life. Oh and also the memo says (as I am listening to a constant constant constant scream from one three year old raving banshee right now) IF you have younger siblings at home we RESPECTFULLY ask that you keep them at home. Lock that shit up, yo.
Bahahahahahaha.
Obvs E is front and center. That's right. Mama's got some problems with the rules. But really, Mama doesn't have an adaptable babysitter for all sorts of odd times of day. Oh when? 945am till 1015am? then again from 145 to 300 pm? What kind of babysitting situation would make this work? Sure I can just throw E out the window as I drive your place and you can throw her back in the afternoon and I will pay you by the forty five minutes. Also can you babysit for five minutes on Thursday?
I mean, perhaps I could bring a cage for Eleanor? I dunno. Of course I totally understand you can't have babies screaming their sorrows while you are having your students try to discover round shapes to be thankful for. It is distracting. But what is a Mama to do?
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