So sometimes the tooth fairy does not have cash. I mean if a tooth falls out at 8PM on a Sunday, and the tooth fairy has no cash in the house, we need to give the tooth fairy a break.
Of course H and T BOTH lost teeth on the same day, SUNDAY, when we were already in for the day and Mama recently spent all her cash (probs on apples) so I am like eh. Maybe I have to email the tooth fairy. And Ted is all okay great can you let me see the email before you send it? And I am like sure, no problem....Now I have to create a fake email from the tooth fairy but that actually sounds like fun.
So Monday I ot some cash back but it came in a TWENTY and the tooth fairy doesn't do twenties. I mean if she does, I think Grandma Patsy and I need to have a serious talk. So finally TODAY I have some singlets to give (to the tooth fairy) to the little ones. So how do I explain her absence? She had a cold?
Maybe I will let this one be a MYSTERY. I mean the tooth fairy gets BUSY, and we need to give the tooth fairy a break sometimes. She is like a single mother of how many?
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