Vibes

Okay so I know you want me to sleep and everything but I just can't Bloggy.  Sometimes, that happens.

Skin is so weird.  I mean, it just is,  Also, if you have skin and are reading this, you should donate to my blog (pretty much incorporates everyone).

So ONE of the reasons I believe in God.  Man that is a crazy one.  There are so many reasons to believe. And so many reasons not to.  It's like at the end of the day, which side of the coin flips up, and for me mostly it is the God side.  That could be because from a very small age Grandma Patsy was pouring God juice into my ears. But anyway, ONE of the reasons I believe in God are the vibes.

Like let's just think about the word 

vibe. A distinctive emotional quality or atmosphere that is sensed or experienced by someone.
  

It also came up with another synonym: nostalgia.  So science is great and I love science. I am always pouring baking soda into vinegar and mixing bleach with it and telling everyone to take cover. But then there are FEELINGS.  Feelings, Bloggy.  Like what the hell are those?  Science has no word for them.  I guess instinct, maybe. and HORMONES. (Sorry my dad's voice has just chimed in how do you make a whore moan? you don't pay her. Sorry.) But still. 

We have all watched the videos where a mama lion cub rescues a baby lizard because she senses the vibe of danger or whatever. And the lizard grows to be a good lion and save the jungle.  Wait I think I just morphed into a Disney movie. And yes, there are the smells and the extra perceptive eyeballs and the super human sensory thingys. I mean I am pretty sure my cat sees things all the time and thinks Um what the hell is Nancy doing?  (cause I am a little blind, Bloggy. I have cataracts!)

Okay so what was I talking about? It's 3 am. the vibes.  Okay so the VIBE is like when you just KNOW something, and I guess we are all just animals so we do have the sensory predilections, but let's give you some examples.

DANGER
this is a good one if you are ever in a bodega in NYC at 3am. Or pretending to be a spy.

THIS GUY LIKES ME
this is a good one if you are ever out on a date.

THIS GUY HAS A RECORD
this is a good one if you are ever out on a date.

MY BOSS IS GOING TO BE LATE
this is a good one if you can't decide on which pair of pantyhose to wear.

THIS BITCH IS STRONGER THAN ME
Sorry, never happened.

I mean, to me, the vibes are all over.  And if you are ever telling me a story (which won't happen cause I will interrupt you to tell you my better story jk jk jk) you NEVER have to explain a reason and just say, so I got the vibe. And it's like we can SKIP all the freaking details of WHY you got the vibe.  His hand was on your leg, there was eye contact over three seconds, he has your name tattoed on his ass.  Whatevs, it's the vibe.

Oh wait, I just reread this and decided I didn't have a good ending so here it is:  when you KNOW the vibe is there and maybe you can't quite put it into words but the other party (boss, boyfriend, magician at your 6 year old bday party) is like wait, I dunno what you are talking about WHAT DO YOU MEAN? All like I wasn't FLIRTING WITH HER or OFFERING HER A RAISE or MAKING A BUNNY COME OUT OF A HAT. 

Damn, why are you so dramatic?