McJudgey

The hubster and I were talking about someone in the medical field.  As in, whether we should frequent their establishment and entrust our family to their capable and competent hands.  And I was like, eh I think she is a little crazy and he was like eh but she is right around the corner.  And why do you think she is crazy?

So I am like well first of all the cats.  She bought a special dyson fan for her cats so they could jump through it and not hurt themselves. And he is like, I never saw any cats there.  And I am like right so now we are talking about pretend cats.

But then second of all the outfit.  I mean, I am all for going comf (hello stretchypants) and I don't mean to judge, but here I go.  There are the polyester pants (I don't think comf?) that I get it are maybe inexpensive, but so are a lot of my pants that are nifty.  Then the orthopedic shoes, okay maybe you have a problem with your foot.  Sure.  The coke bottle glasses are a bit much.  But then we get down to the fanny pack.  And at that point I just say, I mean okay. You went to medical school.  You are clearly smart. Target is JUST around the corner.  Things don't need to be this way. There are choices.

I mean be it an acupuncturist, dentist, chiropractor, Ted;s therapist, whatever. If you are involved in touching any of my family's various parts, dress appropriately and maybe put on some lipstick?