Yay lists

Things That Annoy the F out of Me:

 Grabbing a pen with no ink and then grabbing another pen with no ink. let's talk about a THIRD     *stroke*

 Various beeping reminders



                 your microwaved food is ready...... it's ready! it's ready! don't go into the                                              bathroom...cause it's ready, it's ready, it's ready.... *jazz hands*

                  put your seat belt on. ding ding ding ding.  put it on. put it on. put it on on on on,                                   dingdingding.


 Engaging in your usual routine of opening up the cabinet under the kitchen sink only to find it has      been BABY  PROOFED with a solid What the thunk? and thunk and pull and RAH. Um, I am            already bent over (no good) and now I gotta calm myself to find a button and push thingy?                  Seriously.  Blood flowing into my brain saying, um perhaps you would be more useful if you              pulled out of this cleaning game and found a tasty, delicious piece of chocolate...?


 Every Yoga Instructor who confuses the right with the left.  Yes. We all know about the other left.     Ha ha. Please stop confusing my little brain.  The only result you will get will be a Knancy Knot in     the corner wondering how many mirrors it would take to make me into tiny eensy teensy decimal.


How many calories are in cereal.