How did everybody do over the holiday weekend? Is everyone ten pounds heavier like moi? So I guess I can talk a little bit about potty training. I am into lists all of a sudden, so let's see what happens here.
I kind of forgot how...naked.. potty training is. I mean, we are pointing to holes and talking about parts that most people prefer to keep sewn up. But in order to get the little one to understand you have to talk about all these "words" and "parts" which are totally gross and I'd rather not. Also you have to pretend to be DELIGHTED at the gross things the body does in its proper place It's pretty interesting. There are dances and songs and trophies and medals and all sorts of stuff just for pooping. Which, if I remember correctly is a natural act of the body. Talk about the first chapter of Ulysses. JJ was really into his own, well.. you know and I don't often do this but here you go https://thebaffledkingcomposing.wordpress.com/2012/10/22/so-it-turns-out-james-joyce-was-a-perv/ So I guess we are talking about PLACEMENT. Hmmm.
Well we all know timing is important.
Eleanor just presented me with gifts of tinkle and poop. Like the Three Wise Men. At least I am okay with those words. So with all this pomp and circumstance, my question is, how did they do it in the old days before the "Sexual Revolution" of the 70s when it became okay to discuss certain...things.
I love you, Blog.
*no lists!
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