Hollow Weenie

The time of year when all of my little kiddos troll the universe and bring bags of chocolate to my mouth.  That's the way I see it, anyway.  This is not cohesive with my plan to loose a few el bees. I signed up for a Basic Barre class at the Y and I am scared, Blog. Scared.

I would now like to give  a shout out to my cousin, Alison Keller, who guessed one thousand two hundred and eight three pieces of candy were in a jar and was correct.  This was a contest her office was having sooooooo I wanted to ask her (because I was thinking about this in the car and that is a LOT of pieces of candy - so like how big was this jar and what was the candy?) what is the probability of your guessing this correctly?  You have to take in so many factors, so that is when my brain exploded and I decided to nap and let her figure it out.  Listen, you won the title and now you have to represent us accordingly.  It's serious business.

So now we start the time of year called The Holidays, Bloggy.  Holidays are, ha, fill in the blank.  Exhausting and totally unhealthy in every which way.  Which is super fun, so clearly I am doing a little math and healthy = no fun.Let's see good things about the holidays:

1. You see people you haven't seen in awhile.
2. Food.
3. A certain amount of mystical merriment.
4. Sales.
5. Beautiful songs.
6. Food.
7. Time off of work.

Okay, now bad things about the holidays:
1.  Oh my god please stop playing Christmas Carols nonstop starting November 1 it drives me crazy there are six more weeks for real.
2.  Commercialism.
3.  Kids on crack cocaine sugar highs.
4. TRAFF-ICK!
5. Holes in my pockets where money used to be.
6.  Crazy Uncle Larry who always hugs you a little too much.
7. Twenty pounds of flesh that wasn't there before.

So I dunno.  Let's put a positive spin on it this year, Blogster.  Yay holidays!