Thursday, October 15, 2015

Ted Quotes

Mom:  Just tell me I am the most awesome mom in the world.

Ted: What if there is a better mom out there than you?  Like......MARY?????????

Touche, Ted.  Touche.  I will never beat Jesus' mom.  Now, let's talk about SONS.....


Mom:  Tell him you are sorry that his mother died because it's really sad when someone's mom dies.

Ted:  Yeah so try to stay alive until you just die.  (Ted leaves room)

Mom:  Wait, did he just tell me to stay alive until I die?

Helen:  Yeah sometimes when people get really old they just like faint and die.

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