Movie Night

Last night was movie night and the special feature was STAR WARS, Episode 4. Which is episode 1 or the original or whatever, the one that is the first that came out in the olden times.  Ted wanted to be Darth Vader for Halloween so I was like well we should def check Star Wars out.

How does he even know who DV is if he has never seen Star Wars?  I mean there is no way I could get a straight answer out of that kid for a question like that because I would be SO ANNOYING so basically I just do damage control.  He knows what a lightsaber is but not a storm trooper.  Etc.  I'm like, sorry for wanting you to know what the gd you are talking about. Jeez. Ha, and he is like sorry you are a freaking nerd mom. I just want to cut people's nads off with a a lightsaber.

So then cut to me at Walmart asking the 20 year old clerk for the original Star Wars.  That was a fun time.  Once we figured out what the word PREquel meant, and that I did not want a blu ray player as well, I left with him holding my pants and me holding fourteen different "episodes" of Star Wars. That's the only way to see the 1st one on dvd.  Buy it with a whole bunch of other crapola.  Oh, George Lucas.  How many mansions do you own, and how many of them are solar-paneled?  Just curious.

Anyway, Star Wars might be a little too advanced for E, so at some point she smacked Teddy in the face.  Oh and yes they had a bowl of Kit-Kats in front of them, so I basically handed them a bowl full of let's see what mayhem I can create tonight.  I know better, but it's MOVIE NIGHT.  I mean, I also know better than to eat all the Kit Kats myself but that does not mean I was not in the corner buried underneath a pile of Kit Kat wrappers. Hello.

So Ted smacked her in the leg, hard.  And its tough cause I am like TED YOU SHOULD NEVER HIT A GIRL.  But then again he got hit in the face and that can't be fun.  And he is seven so like what is he supposed to do, you know?  But E is 3 so when I am like why did you smack Teddy in the face I heard:

Shgoogley google TEDDY google HIT ME ON THE LEG shgooole wicky shgoogle PURPOSE google shgoogledy doo. Wink.

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