ADD

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There were quite a few ADD things happening out there today, Bloggy.  I took a different yoga class because Commandant E has me on a different schedule.  I am not sure if the people that were there were regulars or somehow they could pay better attention to directions or what.

I consider myself a pretty advanced yogi in terms of how bendable all my parts are,  And I have the balance.  I don't ohm it up all that often because I dunno.  Sometimes I do and sometimes I am not in the mood.  I never did ask you what religion you were, Bloggy, but I am assuming agnostic.  We can work on that.

Anyway this was a different class and I felt like yes of course there is ADD everywhere in this day and age and that is why you can find commercials becoming creepier and creepier. Advertisers know we have the attention span of a gnat on 'rhoids so they try to come up with all sorts of interesting ways to get us to purchase their schmickles. Like I am helping Helen with her homework on the comp and some box pops up that is like HEY THERE WANNA PURCHASE MY SCHMICKLES? and I am like huh? x out.

Wait anyway, so the class started at one and someone came barreling through the doors at one-twenty.  Whatever, I mean its no big deal to be late but when I say barreling, she made an awful lot of noise.  So then she takes off her sneakers and I don't know because my ADD had me staring at my roots in the mirror thinking about what shade to try next. Ten minutes later she is lacing her sneakers back up and quietly putting her iphone BACK in her purse and I am like....huh? Okay that's weird. Then when she left, oh my goodness again the RUCKUS she made.  So then I started sort of snorting-laughing and played it off as my yogi breath because it really was odd, but I didn't want my giggles to start ruining the class.

There were only about five people there and I think they were used to the instructor because she kept saying right when she meant left and they were all on it and I was basically a confused ADD backwards pretzel.  Sad.