Am I Autistic?

So apparently changing your shirt and putting on more deodorant is not the same as taking a shower.  Fyi.

My good friend, Bunny Bunnertons (this is a pseudonym), once told me about capris; why would you wear pants that give the illusion that your legs are shorter?  I don't get it.   Oh Bunny, you are so wise. But also, I love capris.  I was looking at all the capri leggings in my Zumba class and this is what reminded me of her comment.

I mean I don't know about autistic but I am definitely like Ted.  And I know the dr we went to was like this will never really affect his life because he does so well in school and its not even the type of thing I would have picked out in a grocery store or something.  But the dr can give me meds for his rages which is good.  A "mood stabilizer.".  Why not?  I'll take two, thanks.

So not sure about autistic.  It's supposed to be genetic. somewhat, if you do your research. It's supposed to be somewhat socially or emotionally symptomatic.  And fodder for the Haters Team: some may say I am socially a ...handful.  Oh you haters.  ( I think we all know where Facilitator Yolanda is going to go).

I am an eccentric parent.  Eccentric is a synonym for crazy.  But it sounds better and this is why it is good to have an expansive vocabulary.  I have eccentric children. They do not care if their socks match. I do not care if their socks match,  It seems like EVERYONE ELSE CARES if their socks match.  This morning the kids were going into the "sock box" where we have all the pairs of socks we found matching and I heard Helen grumble to Teddy.  "I dunno cause now all of a sudden she wants our socks to match".

And really I don't give a flying fig if their socks match.  But like, teachers do or something?  I dunno.