I Donated Myself

Okay, so I tried this donation thing which is interesting and I donated to myself to test it out. Because it would be terrible if you donated to me and it went to my arch-nemesis, The Dark Lord. So I had to make sure it was working properly, and at first it was like you got zero dollahs. And I was like but wait, what I am my biggest fan and I just donated nine dollars to myself.

SO then I was like maybe it's the "system". And I will just wait until all the money people pull their handle mechanisms and the gears start grinding and it takes the pelican an exrra day to fly from the Cayman Islands with my dollar bill in its mouth or whatevs and the next day Paypal was like Voila! you have commandeered eight dollars and forty four cents. 

And I am like okay. I am no mathematician, but....where has my fifty-six cents gone?  Is this going to be like one of those things where there is a toll for "added super synchronous fluctuation" which is all just pomp and circumstance for pennies and dimes sprouting legs and running away from me on the highway?  And then I try to make the phone calls to get BACK the fifty-six cents, and it is like sigh really? Or is that tax.  And by the way, tax sucks.

Hi, IRS, I love you. I am sure you are watching me and Bloggy etc, and I am sure you are all great at your jobs and of course I will pay you but peeps have to donate first.

So donate, beeyotches.  And hugs.