Okay so I took E to story time at the Warminster Library, and afterwards there was a girl E started playing with who happened to be accompanied by a dad. Dad was younger than me but not by a lot, and I think Dad thought he was going to walk out of the library and onto the set of The Real World.
His little girl was very active so I was thinking she would have liked story time a lot. I tried a couple of times, Blog To be friendly. What's her name? I asked. No NOT WHAT'S YOUR NAME you pompous tool. Your name I care not one little fig about. But Evleyn seems cool.
Anyway, I was trying to make conversation with this guy because we are standing in a two by two square foot space with toddlers crawling up our legs. and I am like oh you missed story time, that's too bad they have it Tues Wed and Thursday.
So this guy scoffs and says,
"Oh.
(pause)
Your're telling me.
I missed story time."
And I am like, uh yeah, asswipe.
You missed story time. Jesus.
(Sorry Bloggy, I don't like to curse)
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