Darth Vader

So obvs kids brains just think differently than ours do.  Like believing the radio or tv actually has the little people in them at the time we are hearing them perform.. And it's great and terrifying at the same time.  I always try to write down what they say because it is too cute.

Yesterday everyone was playing in the yard and Ted asks if he can put on his costume (Darth Vader).  So of course he can and he is flying around the yard dressed as DV but then H hits him or says something to him that he gets mad about and he comes to the kitchen window and is like MOM HELEN IS BEING MEAN TO ME.  (Keep the visual in mind, here), and I am like okay stay away from her and immediately he is like okay how many inches or feet?

And I immediately say back ten.

And he says okay ten inches or feet? And I say feet.  And I think for a brief second, why would I tell him to stay ten inches away and what would that do? But here we are all deadpan serious.

And I just go back to my dishes and he goes back to being DV ten feet away from H.  Problem SOLVED.