HSM

So Ted is doing his homework, and he hollers upstairs, "Helen! Can you help me with my homework?"

My my my. Of course,  Blog, I am offended.  Here I am, all masters degrees in elementary education and ready to roll, but he wants the sis.  Hmpf.  But clearly, he has piqued my curiosity.  So now the stage will unfold downstairs while Mom's eyeballs secretly watch everything from upstairs. 

Verbatim:

Teddy, "What's that stuff when you walk in the hallway?"

Helen pauses. "Oh, Hairy Sticky Marshmallows."

Ted: "Yeeeeah! Wait, why is it hairy again?"

Helen: "Because when you stare at it, you stare at  the other person's hair."

Ted:  "Right."



Um, is that English?